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It’s a little-known fact that the Mountain Goat Bunnies are terrific surfers. True story. They abandoned the Alps long ago and they now use their exquisite balancing skills and enviable core strength to balance on waves instead of rocky cliffs. As it turns out, they much prefer sea level. On their way down from the peaks, they learned from the local beavers how to gnaw their own surfboards from pine trees, When ocean side, however, they naturally prefer palm trees. Unfortunately, because their fur is so pale, the Mountain Goat Bunnies burn like cheap soufflés in any amount of sun. Luckily for them, there is such thing as sunscreen with an SPF of 5000.