The item is a simple analogue clock; when placed, the hour hand oscillates quickly between 10 and 3 through the upper half of the clock, while the minute hand rotates rapidly clockwise. It also produces a rapid ticking noise as it does so, audible when it is within the player's field of vision. It has 1 variant.
- Its purpose is purely decorational, as it is completely useless for accurately measuring the time.
- You cannot change the color of the standard clock.